Thank God

Now I'm gonna say something, for which a lot of human rights activists will probably want to stone me.

I thank God every day that my daughter is straight. I mean, there's no way of knowing it for sure at this age but she demonstrates all signs of gender appropriate behavior and has a very girly taste in clothes, shoes and accessories. I know my love for her won't change no matter who she falls in love with twenty years from now, but I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a dude. Thank God.